The Eleventh Province Dilemma: How to Distract a Nation in 5 Easy Steps
Atanga Nji, Paul Tassong — you are not mere ministers. You are illusionists. Without firing a shot, you turn crises into carnival shows, constitutional questions into bread subsidies, and stolen mandates into soccer tournaments. You are the tranquilizer twins of a regime that lives on sedation By The Independentist Political Satire Desk Dear Ministers Paul

