Satire

The Eleventh Province Dilemma: How to Distract a Nation in 5 Easy Steps

Atanga Nji, Paul Tassong — you are not mere ministers. You are illusionists. Without firing a shot, you turn crises into carnival shows, constitutional questions into bread subsidies, and stolen mandates into soccer tournaments. You are the tranquilizer twins of a regime that lives on sedation By The Independentist Political Satire Desk Dear Ministers Paul

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“Villes de Merde” : Yaoundé et Douala s’effondrent alors que l’empire Bulu-Béti pourrit de l’intérieur

Douala capitale economic dans la merde Par The New Akwaya aBokwango, Ambazonie – BUEA – juin 2025Yaoundé pue le déni. Douala empeste l’échec. Jadis vantées comme les fiertés de la République du Cameroun, ces deux villes sont aujourd’hui connues du peuple sous un nom bien plus évocateur : « Villes de Merde ». Et ce

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“Shit Cities”: Yaoundé and Douala Drown in Their Own Decay as Bulu-Beti Empire Crumbles.

Yaounde a capital lost in trash The new Akwaya From Bokwango, Ambazonia Buea – June 30, 2025Yaoundé now stinks of denial. Douala reeks of dysfunction. Once hailed as the pride of La République du Cameroun, these two cities have earned a new title among the people: “Shit Cities.” And rightly so. These urban centers, once

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